R. Foster Winans — who did time for misdeeds while an employee at The Wall Street Journal — advises Martha Stewart not to pay someone else to do her prison tasks. “Immerse yourself in humility. It’s good for the soul.”
Additional advice: “Offer to host or appear on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ Your situation, in the context of all the horrible things that can happen to people, is a tempest in a teaspoon. Poke fun at yourself.”
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Poor Martha… she’ll be eaten alive in jail.