Martha, Martha, Martha

MSMAGAZINE The lead editorial in the spring issue of Ms. Magazine — written by Editor-in-Chief Elaine Lafferty — expresses outrage at the recent prosecution and conviction of Martha Stewart, and asks women to speak out.
“The issue is proportionality. John Ashcroft’s Justice Department spent millions of dollars overzealously pursuing a case in which Martha Stewart saved herself $52,000 in stock losses by following an insider stock tip. And she wasn’t even prosecuted for that — she was busted for lying about whether or not she’d sold her stock based on that tip.

We certainly believe in the judicial system, and in going after “bad guys,” including rich white collar criminals who use their power and connections to make money off the backs of small investors. Let’s just go after the real bad guys, and put Martha Stewart into perspective.
For example, we can’t wait for indictments to come down on Bush crony Kenneth Lay of Enron, contributed thousands to the Republican Party, who sold off $80 million in company stock while telling his employees to keep buying. When those employees found out that Enron’s profits were created by smoke-and-mirror accounting, many lost their retirement nest eggs.
We’re also concerned about Vice President Dick Cheney’s sale of Halliburton stock in 2000, on which he made $18.5 million. The price of stock then was $52/share; sixty days later, when reports of poor earnings surfaced, it dropped to $13/share.
Ordinary investors lost their life savings. Mr. Cheney is now being sued in civil court — but not by the federal government — for being part of a conspiracy to overstate company profits.
… These are scary times we’re living in. Our government is creating and exploiting fear. If you’re on a list of people who support progressive causes, you could potentially not be allowed on an airplane flight. If you’re accused of being a terrorist — just accused — you aren’t even allowed a lawyer. As I write this, I anticipate my name will move to the top of the list for an IRS audit.
But it’s time for all of us to speak out against fear and intimidation. And it’s time for Ms. to join the chorus of those who believe that Martha Stewart was taken down because she’s that bitchy Martha Stewart. The punishment should fit the crime, and Martha Stewart going to prison is wildly wrong, overzealous, and disproportionate.”

Jonathan D. Glater, writing in The New York Times, provides further perspective on Ms. Stewart’s conviction, exploring the notion that the decision by the state to prosecute Ms. Stewart was motivated by the desire to take down a popular and very public female chief executive, that she had become a target for prosecution because she supported members of the Democratic Party, and that justice officials went after her simply because she was not a member of the old-boys network.

State of the Union Address: Campbell’s Poetic Injustice

A rejuvenated economy,
Campbell promised way back when.
But unemployment rises still
And Collins tell us, “all is well”.
Compassionate British Columbian,
Campbell said that’s what he’d be.
Then saves all his compassion for
Big biz and industry.
Campbell says no child left behind.
To help improve our schools.
Then traps them in a money bind,
Cash drained and strapped by rules.
Campbell said he’d cut our tax bill,
So we could keep our cash.
Then slashes taxes for the rich,
So they can grow their stash.
Environmental care he takes
Throughout his mining policy.
And gives his biz polluting pals
An enviro reg-free-hand.
Campbell says jobs are a major goal
For our economy.
Alas, they’re in a deep black hole
With our democracy.
(With thanks to Madeleine Begun Kane for the idea)

Cheering Crowd at Bush Speech Spoke No English

BUSH Newsday’s Paul Vitello reports that in a speech President George W. Bush gave to a group of factory workers at Bay Shore, Long Island, the crowd rose to give the President an enthusiastic standing ovation. Bush wove their stories seamlessly into the fabric of his re-election campaign. He engaged in self-deprecating humour that even a detractor might find charming; the crowd loved him.
Only problem is: the Hispanic workers who had gathered to hear him speak, hadn’t understood a word Bush spoke, as they spoke no English. Rather, Bushies’ address to the workers – titled “Strengthening America’s Economy” – was little more than an hour-long infomercial for White House tax cuts. Not that tax cuts would make much difference to workers earning only $6 an hour, as was the case with the cheering crowd in Bay Shore.

A Felon’s Recipe for Martha Stewart: Scrub Toilets With Gusto

TOILET R. Foster Winans — who did time for misdeeds while an employee at The Wall Street Journal — advises Martha Stewart not to pay someone else to do her prison tasks. “Immerse yourself in humility. It’s good for the soul.”
Additional advice: “Offer to host or appear on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ Your situation, in the context of all the horrible things that can happen to people, is a tempest in a teaspoon. Poke fun at yourself.”