A Monster of A Mess: Critics Say ‘Stay Away From Van Helsing’


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The reviews for the first big summertime movie blockbuster, Van Helsing, are in and it’s not looking good for Universal Pictures.
The range of reviewer criticism available at Rotten Tomatoes — where the film receives a 4.2 rating on a scale of one to ten, with 96 out of 123 critics conferring the film with ‘rotten’ status — include derisive commentary from Owen Gleiberman at Entertainment Weekly, “a long, kinetic, yet dreary mess” to James Berardinelli’s “the worst would-be summer blockbuster since Battlefield Earth.”
VanRamblings found the $145 million Van Helsing to be little more than a Grade-B Saturday afternoon monster flick, a silly-verging-on-stupid waste of time, money and resources, and utterly forgettable movie fare. Here’s hoping that Troy has more to offer.

Stupid President Tricks Can Only Be Seen On Letterman


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When it comes to political jokers, David Letterman beats Jay Leno and critics’ darling Jon Stewart hands down.
It makes sense that the late-night talk-show wars, just passing their 10-year anniversary, would continue to consume audience interest. With each passing day, David Letterman — who seems to have developed a comfort level at CBS, even as he continues to make ironic detachment a way of life for several generations of fans — becomes ever more honest and human, allowing for a darker, more mature side to his comic’s take on life. More grounded than the competition, there’s genuine power to his words, particularly since his recovery from heart surgery.
Jay Leno, meanwhile, remains the guy who will do anything for ratings, most obviously when it involves some degree of political partisanship, like the kind that gave Arnold Schwarzenegger’s recall-candidacy, last year, the shove it needed to take California’s governorship.
In a recent article published in L.A. Weekly, Nikke Finke (an archive of her work is available as a link, to your left, under Cinema) writes …

Late Show has the brass balls to go where the cowardly White House news corps and corporate suck-up Leno fear to tread: presenting Dubya in all his dumb-ass glory.

Finke’s article is well worth a read.
As always, Slate continues to publish regular Bushisms, a malaprop version of the U.S. president’s accidental wit and wisdom.

VanRamblings Evolves: A Few Technical Changes


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Change is in the air in this sparkling picture of Vancouver’s waterfront, at night




VanRamblings’ tech genius, Michael Klassen, implemented a few changes to the blog today that we’d been talking about for awhile.
Effective today, if you want to e-mail (my spelling, Michael insists that email — without the dash — is the correct spelling) any article published on VanRamblings, on the post line below each published article Michael has implemented an “email to a friend” facility.
More salutary changes: on the right-hand side of the page (including all of the category pages, effective today), you’ll find a monthly archive of all articles ever published on VanRamblings, dating back to February 8, 2004 (a week before the official ‘birth’ of the blog you’re reading).
As always, in the keyword ‘site search’ a searchable archive of VanRamblings articles remains available to readers. Archives of all site articles are also available by clicking on the category buttons at the top of the page, or any one of the category items along the right-hand side.
Comments now come up in the Permalink feature (Permalink is also a new addition), rather than as a pop-up.
There are more ‘technical’ changes on their way in the months to come. The focus of VanRamblings, though, remains on regularly updated (and with the exception of The Unbelievable Truth) readable, timely, pungent content.

Dark Days: U.S. Soldiers Accused of Abusing Elderly Iraqi Woman


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Hooded Turkish protestors hold pictures of Iraqi detainees and anti U.S.
posters, during a demonstration in Istanbul, yesterday. The protest,
organized by Mazlumder, a pro-Islamic human rights group, condemned
the abuse of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. and British soldiers in Iraq

U.S. soldiers who detained an elderly Iraqi woman last year placed a harness on her, made her crawl on all fours and rode her like a donkey, Prime Minister Tony Blair’s human rights envoy to Iraq said on Wednesday. The envoy, veteran Labour MP Ann Clwyd, said she had investigated the claims of the woman in her 70s and believed them to be true.
In related news, the Washington Post has obtained 1,000 digital ‘travelogue’ photos taken recently by U.S. soldiers, including …

“photographs of naked men, apparently prisoners, sprawled on top of one another while soldiers stand around them … another of a naked man with a dark hood over his head, handcuffed to a cell door … and another of a naked man handcuffed to a bunk bed, his arms splayed so wide that his back is arched. A pair of women’s underwear covers his head and face.”

The full Washington Post story is available here. One distressing new photo shows Pfc. Lynndie England of the 372nd Military Police Company holding a leash tied around a naked man’s neck at Abu Ghraib prison.
Reuters has made available 227 Iraq-related photos in a captioned slide show presentation tracking the events in Iraq in the past week.