Decision Canada: The Quiet Before The Storm


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Earlier today, VanRamblings posted a Decision Canada Macromedia flash presentation — which you’ll find directly below — a sort of tongue-in-cheek ‘bashing’ of the various leaders of Canada’s federal political parties. Turns out that not only are participants in the Whack The PM game afforded the opportunity to ‘bash’ the Prime Ministerial candidate whose answer to a question s/he least likes, after answering a handful of questions, the Whack The PM website asks the player to place their postal code into a box provided.
Whack The PM then takes you to your electoral riding, where the site builders have created a facility whereby a checkmark is placed beside the leading candidate in the riding who would be most likely to defeat the federal party lead by your most ‘bashed leader’.
Of course, all of the above offers incentive enough to play the game below, if you haven’t played it already. Have fun.


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Leaders Prepare for Upcoming Television Debates
Today is a quiet day on the campaign trail, as the four federal leaders to be included in the television debates (RealPlayer required) this Monday and Tuesday (Green Party leader Jim Harris, despite his protestations won’t be along for the ride) prepare for what is shaping up to be an ‘election changing’ exchange between Canada’s Prime Ministerial aspirants.
So, even though VanRamblings had planned a major Decision Canada update for today, we’ll instead simply reflect a bit on the upcoming debates.


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In Gatineau, Que. this morning
PM Paul Martin had better
find a way to smile before the
TV debates take place this week.

While Prime Minister Paul Martin mingled with vendors selling fresh fruits and vegetables and shoppers at Ottawa’s ByWard Market yesterday afternoon, and participated in a Gatineau, Québéc pancake breakfast this morning, the remaining leaders remained huddled with their advisors preparing for the upcoming debates.
The four major party leaders have their work cut out for them.
Martin has to find a way to dissipate the public’s anger over the sponsorship scandal, remind voters of his record of fiscal prudence while Canada’s Finance Minister, and somehow convince Canadians that not only is his vision of Canada our vision of Canada, but that he will, in fact, set about to implement his programme of progressive social change.
Stephen Harper — even though he’s leading in the polls and has so far managed to run a ‘teflon campaign’ — has the most to lose. If Martin, Bloc Québécois leader Gilles Duceppe, and NDP leader Jack Layton can tag Harper with both hiding his agenda of regressive change to Canada’s social structure, and not only tolerating but supporting the racist, bigoted, homophobic, and increasingly disturbing remarks of an ever-growing contingent of regressive Conservative candidates, Harper could be done like dinner. The upcoming debates are Harper’s to lose. Cool, calm, collected and re-assuring, or it’s game over for Harper and co. (at least in terms of winning a majority of the seats in Parliament).
Plain and simple, NDP leader Jack Layton has to convince Canadians that a vote for his party is not a vote for the dreaded Conservatives.
Duceppe will be Duceppe, ever the Québéc nationalist. Still, as a potential coalition partner, Duceppe’s performance will be closely watched.

Time once again for

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Time once again for VanRamblings’ regular Saturday dish the dirt feature.
This week, we’ll present an abbreviated version of The Unbelievable Truth, cuz there’s a federal election going on in Canada, and we’re all verklempt with the dreadful possibility that Stephen ‘Bush Lite’ Harper may become Canada’s next Prime Minister, and pretty much set about to take what minimal joy we Canadians are allowed to experience right out of our lives.
Twins On The Verge Of A Perv-ous Breakdown


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There twinnesses, tweenage heroines Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are about to turn 18

Ah, childhood, it is but a fleeting thing. As not particularly endearing baby twins sharing the same role on ABC’s family comedy Full House, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were once not much more than the latest in a long list of young child actors to inject the requisite cute factor into a sitcom. Now?
You’ve got to hand it to those Olsen girls. Just hours away from their 18th birthday, these barely legal mini-moguls (a recent Rolling Stone story estimated their net worth at more than $300 million) have Hollywood’s jailbait aficionados all atwitter at the countdown to the big 1-8.
Defamer asks, “How will their 18th birthday affect their acting career?” VanRamblings responds: Mary-Kate and Ashley have an acting career?
Paris X-Posed: Ex-Lover Reveals All


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Paris Hilton is one naughty heiress

All-around playboy sleazeball Rick Salomon, the mercenary whose sex-romp video shamed hotel heiress Paris Hilton, tells the News of the World this week that Paris …

  • leapt into bed with him the first night they met.
  • joined him and top Playboy beauty Nicole Lenz in a raunchy threesome.
  • hooked up for casual sex with him whenever she felt randy and
  • loved showing off her body for his camera so much she that even filmed herself.

“Girls like Paris definitely want to make sex tapes. It’s the baddest thing,” Salomon blurted out while being hauled off by London bobbies on charges of gross indecency, attempt to extort funds from a really rich person, undue exploitation of an heiress almost too clueless to live, and for just generally being one rotten, money-grubbing, narcissistic human being.
Late word in: Salomon may be an alien; more news at 11.

Decision Canada: Intolerance, Vacuity, and Heckling A Free Press


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According to the latest Ipsos-Reid/CTV/Globe and Mail poll, mid-way through the election the Liberals (at 32%) and the Conservatives (at 31%) find themselves in a statistical dead heat. The pollster’s seat projection model suggests that a vote held today would result in a Conservative minority government, with between 114 and 118 seats, leaving the Liberals with between 104 and 108 seats, the Bloc Québécois with 61 to 65 seats, and the NDP with an increased presence in Parliament, with between 21 and 25 seats.
Meanwhile, the overnight CPAC-SES tracking poll shows that support for the Conservatives and Harper as PM has slipped: the Conservatives are at 34% (down from 37% in the previous day’s tracking poll), Liberals are up at 33%, while the NDP at 18%, the BQ at 11%, and Greens at 5% remain steady. Although earlier in the week Harper came close to Martin as best PM, the Martin lead has widened: Martin 31%, Harper 22%, Layton 11%.
SES’ nightly tracking indicates that when the campaign focuses on change, the Tory numbers move up and when the focus becomes the socially conservative views of some Tory candidates the Tory numbers go down.
Even so, in yesterday’s Globe and Mail, a confident ‘Bush-Lite’ Harper talked to reporters about the prospect of forming a majority government, suggesting that his Conservatives would deliver a Throne Speech in the fall followed by a budget emphasizing tax cuts and military spending.
In the weekend prior to the debate, SES finds that the election to be a horse race, and Harper perhaps a tad too optimistic (or is that arrogant?). With new campaign ad blitzes, and Tuesday night’s English-language televised debate, next week’s polling results ought to tell the tale.
Tory Wants Funding For The CBC Switched Off
For many, the most distressing aspect of the campaign occurs in consideration of what a Tory government would mean to the arts in Canada.
According to Guy Mason, president of the Canadian Film and Television Production Association, Conservative cultural polices would gut film and television production in Canada.

“What we’re seeing could be a devastation of the industry in a free and open market in North America,” says Mason. “Who’s going to be creating Canadian content?”


In their pre-election report, the Canadian Conference of the Arts (CCA) gave the Conservatives a C- (by far, the lowest ranking among the five major parties), for “no sign of support for the arts,” while in their Election Platform Matrix, the CCA finds the Conservatives …

Plan to audit all federal grant and contribution programmes and contracting policies ‘on an expedited basis’, would initiate an overall review of the relevance of the role played by the CRTC in Canada’s communication and broadcasting industries, and in respect of specific questions on funding to the CBC and the Canada Council, a spokesperson stated that there is “no mention in the platform (that) indicates status quo” for a first Conservative mandate.


In an article published in Thursday’s Edmonton Journal, freelance writer Todd Babiak writes that …

In its 46-page policy platform, the Conservative Party doesn’t mention art and culture. Not even in the appendix. The word art only appears once, in quotations, decrying the “artistic licence” defence for child pornographers. Stephen Harper and other Conservatives have said they would cut finding to the CBC in whole or in part, and Heritage critic Jim Abbott supports lifting foreign ownership restrictions on telecom companies and broadcasters.


Babiak concludes his article, by writing, “In all our current excitement about change, we should notice what the parties ignore. We may not know what we’re voting to abandon until it’s gone.”
In respect (or lack thereof) of the CBC, earlier in the week Tory hopeful Joe Spina, a two-term MPP under Mike Harris and Ernie Eves, stated he wants funding for the CBC switched off, saying it serves as a mouthpiece for the federal Liberals. In addition, Spina told the Toronto Star’s Caroline Mallan …

“Where I have a problem with the CBC is where it competes for audiences in urban areas with other private radio and television … driving listeners away from the free market.”


Repeated polls have shown Canadians strongly approve of the mandate for the broadcaster, which receives approximately $1 billion in annual government funding to operate in both English and French.
Ex-Alliance Director Quits ‘Vacuous’ Tories
Barry Yeates, ex-director of political operations for the Canadian Alliance — the predecessor of the ‘new’ Conservative Party — is the latest prominent Tory to throw his support behind the Liberals.
In an open letter Friday to news editors, Yeates writes: “I find myself increasingly apprehensive of the vacuous platform and social conservative agenda now being purveyed by the newly formed Conservative party.”

“I think the views expressed by a number of Conservative candidates and party officials, on topics as diverse as abortion, sexual orientation, bilingualism and immigration verge on intolerant. I am therefore deeply concerned about what a Stephen Harper government could mean for Canada.”


The Conservative leader said such attacks are the work of a Liberal party desperate to pull its campaign out of a swan dive.
But in an indication of the heightened emotions in the election campaign, as a huge crowd milled outside an Ottawa hall last night, waiting to get into a Harper rally, 15 young protesters held signs reading Don’t Mortgage Our Future and Respect Our Charter, shouting “Books Not Bombs.”
NDP Leader Shoots Down Missile Defence Programme
Is Stephen Harper a pro-American hawk? Maude Barlow, in an article published in the Globe and Mail, says she thinks so, writing that …

Harper has said that Canada’s traditional support for multilateralism is a “weak-nation strategy” and has called for Canada to replace the “soft power” of persuasive diplomacy and peacekeeping with the “hard power capabilities” of intelligence and military power in the service of continental security.


As for a reinvigorated NDP leader Jack Layton, he told a boisterous crowd attending a rally at a downtown Toronto church last night to lash out against the proposed U.S-led missile defence programme, saying it “will spark a dangerous new arms race and Canada should have no part of it.”
Responding to enthusiastic supporters, he vowed to make missile defence an election issue, denouncing the programme as “a costly, ill-conceived hold-over from the Cold War that will ultimately put weapons in space.”
Tory leader Stephen Harper has said his government would put to Parliament a decision on whether to participate in the U.S. initiative on Ballistic Missile Defence.
The Conservative platform advocates a combat-ready military force.
Tories aim for ‘smaller’ Canada, Martin says
In a vigorous, impassioned speech before the Women’s Executive Network, in Toronto on Friday, Prime Minister Paul Martin painted a sombre portrait of life under the Conservatives (RealPlayer required).
Martin expressed concern that Stephen Harper could eliminate the Departments of Citizenship and Immigration, as well as the Justice Department, the Heritage Department, and “then turn around and eliminate Industry, Foreign Affairs, Fisheries and Oceans, and Natural Resources.”
“Under a Liberal government, fundamental rights will not be open to negotiation,” he said.
Martin also said Harper would slash spending on social programmes to pay for lower taxes.

“We would be smaller within our own borders with diminished social services — a wearing away of fundamental rights and an erosion of our collective responsibility to those who need our help most.”


Martin was cheered when he again said he would defend a woman’s right to have an abortion.
Although it is not a part of the Tory platform, Harper has said he would allow a free vote on the issue if an MP introduced a private member’s bill.
A Sneak Peak At The Harper Cabinet
The Toronto Star’s David Olive speculates on what a Tory cabinet would look like:

  • Stockwell Day, Minister of Foreign Affairs. Day and Harper co-authored a Wall Street Journal op-ed essay condemning Canada for failing to stand shoulder to shoulder with the Bush Administration in its Iraqi adventure.
  • Belinda Stronach, Minister of Labour. Stronach is former CEO of union-hostile Magna International Inc.
  • Jason Kenney, Solicitor General. Kenney equates failure to oppose abortion with condoning slavery and child abuse.
  • Vic Toews, Minister of Justice. Toews wants to repeal or substantially amend a law protecting gays and lesbians from hate crimes.
  • Cheryl Gallant, Secretary of State with responsibility for Women’s Issues. Gallant recently equated abortion with the videotaped beheading of U.S. businessman Nicholas Berg by Iraqi terrorists.
  • Rob Merrifield, Minister of Health. Merrifield believes women opting for an abortion should first obtain counselling.
  • Scott Reid, Minister of Multiculturalism. Reid wants to scale back government services for minority-language groups.
  • Joe Spina, Minister of Culture and Heritage. Spina, former Ontario MPP under Mike Harris and Ernie Eves, now a Tory hopeful in the GTA riding of Vaughan, wants to eliminate funding for the “Communist Broadcasting Corporation.”
  • Frank Luellau, Minister of State for Human Rights. In a Globe and Mail interview, the Tory candidate in the Ontario riding of Kitchener-Conestoga unburdened himself of his belief that “the biblical teaching is that [homosexuality] is not a natural kind of relationship. I think it is inappropriate for Christians, especially Christian leaders, to live that lifestyle.”

The worst part is, the joke Olive makes above could, in fact, become reality.
“We’re The Conservatives: We Don’t Believe In A Free Press”
Supporters of Conservative Leader Stephen Harper repeatedly heckled Parliamentary Press Gallery reporters today, at a Harper press conference held in Brampton, Ontario.
Both CBC reporter Jennifer Ditchburn and Vancouver Sun reporter Peter O’Neil were jeered when asking a question on gay rights, as was Toronto Star reporter Tonda MacCharles when she asked Harper to again “clarify exactly your answer to the question about whether you recognize the ability of courts to read into the Charter, (to) … interpret the Charter to include sexual orientation under the equality rights guarantee?”
Audible groans could be heard from the crowd.
“This is very pleasant being heckled at a news conference,” MacCharles said before Harper answered.
For insight into Stephen Harper’s policies, as well as important 2004 federal election news events, click on VanRamblings’ full Decision Canada coverage.

Decision Canada: Barbarians At The Gate


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A party that would repeal Canada’s recently revised hate law, thereby abolishing protection for minorities and members of the gay community; promote a free vote on abortion, so as to limit a woman’s determination over her own body; spend billions on a continental missile defence policy, and billions more on aircraft carriers and helicopters, turning Canada into a warring, rather than a peacekeeping, nation; interfere with the independence of the judiciary, implementing a reactionary, American-style litmus test for appointment to the Supreme Court of Canada; rescind Canada’s support of the Kyoto Accord on the environment; bring back the death penalty as the ultimate state retribution, placing Canada alongside the United States as the only other western nation to retain state-imposed capital punishment; remove government funding of the arts, and seek to destroy the CBC, Canada’s cherished public broadcaster; and, dramatically increase Canada’s long-term debt and restore a Mulroney-style massive annual deficit … because implementation of their reactionary ideological agenda trumps the notion of the creation of a financially bankruptcy Canada, and our country’s future ability to provide health care, social programmes, education and a debt-free Canada for our children, and our children’s children …
The Conservative Party, under Stephen Harper, would return us to a 1950s Canada, a time of societal intolerance and hypocritical, government-imposed morality, a Canada of more government not less government, a Canada that very few Canadians would knowingly support were they aware of the full implications of the Conservatives’ Demand Better document.
The barbarians are, indeed, at the gate.
Now is the time for all Canadians to reflect on the Canada they want for themselves, for their children, for their neighbours and for their community. Democracy is more than getting rid of the bastards who’ve been in power for more than a decade; democracy is keeping yourself well informed of the issues, and casting your vote accordingly.
For insight into Stephen Harper’s policies, as well as important 2004 federal election news events, click on VanRamblings’ full Decision Canada coverage.