The critical 2018 Vancouver municipal election is only 6 short months away.
Today, as you’re probably aware is 4-20, the annual “stoner’s day” celebration. Voters in 2018’s Vancouver civic election may need to be as high as the participants at Sunset Beach today if they’re going to make any sense out of the miasma that is this year’s Vancouver municipal election.
Take a look at the graphic above. There are 12 — count ’em, 12 — candidates who are currently vying for a Vancouver Mayoral nomination, and at the end of this year’s sure-to-be-bumpy and decidedly and overtly partisan electoral contest, on October 20th the grand prize as Mayor of Vancouver will determine Vancouver’s future early in the 21st century.
Looming large on the Vancouver political landscape, the four candidates for the right-of-centre Non-Partisan Association (NPA), the largely male-dominated Vancouver civic party that held power from 1937 through 1972, 1976 through 2002, and from mid-autumn 2005 until the fall of 2008. Four men. Take a look at their faces. Clearly, for the antediluvian NPA, the #MeToo & #TimesUp movements have had little impact on the world view of the corporate-funded-and-backed civic party they’ve chosen to run with.
Is this 2018, or is this 1938? One wonders, when considering the ‘he-men‘ of the NPA. Sad, and more’s the pity, because 2018 is a year of change.
Left-to-right top row, we have John “I don’t suffer fools gladly” Coupar, a homegrown boy, a decent man, recent Chairperson of the Vancouver Park Board, and current Commissioner on our illustrious Park Board.
To John’s right (and we do mean “to his right”, in every sense of the word), current Vancouver City Councillor Hector Bremner, the Mr. Supply, Supply, Supply candidate in the current civic election, Tom “Terrifying” Campbell for the 21st century, the development candidate on methamphetamine famous for saying, “The people of Kitsilano have had it way too easy for way too long. At the end of my first four year term, I will have turned Kitsilano into the new West End. I’ll be coming for your neighbourhood next. I love towers.” In 2018, it would seem that what is old is new again. Alas.
And to Hector’s right, the indefatigable 2014 Cedar Party Mayoral aspirant, Glen Chernen, the “they’re corrupt, they’re all corrupt, there’s a new sheriff in town, and I’m gonna clean this town up, yesirree Bob & Mabel, you can count on it”, a 2018 Non-Partisan Association Mayoral aspirant, don’tcha know. If nothing else, Glen will keep the contest interesting (sort of like the old Chinese curse, “May you live in interesting times.”). Alas deux.
And, finally and to the far right (is he, or is he not?), 47-year-young entrepreneur “I’ve never even given a passing thought to running for elected office before, but I figure Mayor is as good a place as any to start” Ken Sim, the Vancouver Non-Partisan Association corporate candidate, who announced his intention to seek the NPA Mayoral nomination this past Monday. No website for his candidacy, though. No Ken Sim for Mayor Facebook page, either. Tch, tch. Maybe the affable Mr. Sim is not a nomination candidate for Vancouver Mayor. Could be. Enquiring minds want to know — or at least see a galldarn web page for his putative mayoral bid.
VanRamblings’ money is on one of the four women Mayoral aspirants pictured above. As we will do for all candidates, next week and the week after we’ll write at some greater length about all 12 of the Vancouver Mayoral aspirants — taking a glancing blow at each individual’s candidacy, which none of them will like, but we can guarantee that we’ll be kinder than what all 12 have in store for them over the next six months.
First up, there’s Shauna Sylvester — to the far left (which she is, compared to any of the NPA mayoral aspirants) — a thoroughly decent person, someone VanRamblings likes and very much admires — and someone who doesn’t have a hope in hell of becoming Vancouver’s next Mayor. Not that VanRamblings won’t give you myriad reasons to support Ms. Sylvester’s “independent” bid for Mayor — we will, and will sing Ms. Sylvester’s glory to the rafters (but as we warned her, we’re gonna be “mean” first, but not a tenth as mean as she’ll find herself subject to in the coming months). In 2018, Ms. Sylvester is the “woo woo” candidate. Alas and alack.
To Ms. Sylvester’s right, above, we have the gregarious, principled and top vote-getter in the 2014 Vancouver municipal election, two-term Green Party of Vancouver probable Mayoral candidate Adriane Carr — or, as we like to say, the “Harry Rankin Mayoral candidate” in this year’s Vancouver civic election. Why the “Harry Rankin Mayoral candidate”? The exceedingly cantankerous, but ever-so-bright and on your side, Harry topped the polls each election during his 20 year tenure as an alderman (as they called City Councillors then) on Vancouver City Council, but when Harry ran for Mayor in 1986, against a young upstart by the name of Gordon Campbell, the NPA entered a new electoral Valhalla when Campbell didn’t just top the polls, he slammed a disconsolate Rankin by a greater than 20,000 vote margin.
To Ms. Carr’s right (but not politically), 2017 Vancouver-False Creek NDP candidate and current Vice-President on the Executive Council of the beloved and activist British Columbia New Democratic Party, a political party that is actually on your side, the one, the only Morgane Oger, who VanRamblings believes is the unity candidate in the 2018 civic election, the only Mayoral candidate that all five political parties could & would support.
In 2018, the Vancouver & District Labour Council (VDLC) is in the throes of an attempt to broker a deal that would “unite” the “progressive” parties — Vision Vancouver, One City, the Greens, COPE and Team Jean — against the dark forces of the dastardly Vancouver Non-Partisan Association. If none of this makes any sense to you, VanRamblings will take a glancing blow at each of the civic parties offering candidates for office in the coming civic election, although truth to tell we’re pretty smitten with OneCity Vancouver. And, please, don’t get us started on the Council candidacy of Christine Boyle — we’re so over-the-moon about Ms. Boyle’s candidacy, we may change the name of our VanRamblings website to VoteForChristineBoyle.
And, finally, on the far right above (but not politically), the incredibly wonderful Meena Wong, who was the principled COPE candidate for Mayor in the 2014 Vancouver municipal election, and may — we did say may — make another bid for the Mayor’s chair if the VDLC is unable to broker a deal for a “unity candidate” for the five progressive parties to get behind.
And last, and most probably least, the final four candidates for Mayor, Colleen “my taxes are just too damn high” Hardwick — who will give VanRamblings hell if we don’t point out that she has not, finally and once-and-for-all, made up her mind as to whether she’ll enter the race with, probably, A Better City (a party she and others formed years ago); Dr. Patrick “working with the citizens, together we could build a livable Vancouver for all of us, and in 2018 I am the Naheed Nenshi candidate (and let us hope for all our sakes that turns out to be the case)” Condon; current Vancouver City Councillor, Finance Chair and recent President of the Federation of Canadian Municipalities, Raymond Louie; and last and least, Wai “whack-a-doodle” Young, whose putative candidacy for Mayor is dead on arrival, as she sets about on her bid for Mayor with the so-called Coalition Party, which appellation is accurate if you consider the meaning of her party’s name to mean, The Coalition of the Damned.
VanRamblings imagines that Ms. Young’s campaign manager, Peter Labrie (who last November ran for the NPA Board, and lost miserably) and Dunbar Theatre owner, Ken Charko, a federal Conservative Party member (and seeming Trump supporter) will be far from pleased with our construction of Ms. Young’s Mayoral candidacy. Alas.
Just chalk it up to VanRamblings being a miserable old cuss. It is to weep.
Today’s VanRamblings column represents the first in what will probably emerge as more than 100 columns, over the course of the next six months, on the upcoming civic election, for Council, School Board and Park Board. As you have no doubt detected, VanRamblings remains a devotee of hyperbole, and where some might say we’re being “mean”, we see it simply as truth-telling. We will attempt to be fair, though, and will afford each candidate an opportunity to have their unadulterated thoughts on their bid for electoral office recorded on VanRamblings, without benefit of snarky or untoward comment from VanRamblings.
Over the course of the next six months, we will attempt to make some sense of all that is about to unfold on Vancouver’s civic scene. At this point, we have a pretty good idea of who we like and who we’ll be supporting — but the list of those persons VanRamblings will be supporting come early October, when the advance polls open, and on Vancouver Election Day, Saturday, October 20th, is by no means complete.
Sparkling OneCity Vancouver Council candidate Christine Boyle (centre), with friends
If you’re wondering what values we support, you need look no further than Christine Boyle’s essay, It Matters How We Do Politics, a more expansive recording of what the principled Ms. Boyle stands for than was published recently on The Georgia Straight website — which is to say, she stands for us — the single most hopeful, skilled, humane and utterly transformative candidate for office VanRamblings has ever witnessed emerging on the political scene, anywhere, anytime (and we know some darn fine folks, political people we just love, and so admire that sometimes it is difficult for us to contain ourselves — and, yes, Patti Bacchus, David Eby, Carrie Bercic, Spencer Chandra Herbert, Allan Wong & Adi Pick, we’re talking about you).
VanRamblings will publish every day going forward.
On the weekend, we’ll take a break from writing about politics (but we will write a column each day this weekend), and will return to writing about the upcoming civic election on Monday. Steel yourself, Ms. Sylvester, and mayoral compatriots. One final thing: VanRamblings will soon publish an apology to Vision Vancouver, for our horrid past coverage of a civic party that has done much good (not that they get a lot of credit for it — we’ll attempt to change that egregious circumstance by recording all that is good that has been accomplished by Vision Vancouver this past 10 years).
